Read it before you sign

About this site

This is a personal site about hiring cars in the Emirates, written by one private individual for readers who have been driving long enough to know that the agreement matters more than the rate.

Two men in their fifties reading car documents on a tablet at a desk, a showroom behind them.

It began with a bad return. A car handed back at a closed desk on a Sunday evening, a bay left empty, and a deduction three weeks later for a scratch that could not be proved either way because nobody had photographed anything. That cost a few thousand dirhams and produced the habit that now runs through every page here: inspect slowly, photograph everything, and read four clauses before signing.

What followed was several years of hiring cars for weekends, for months, for visiting relatives and as a way of living with something before deciding whether to buy it. The same questions came up every time, and the answers were never written down anywhere useful. Where does the excess sit. Why is the deposit that large. What is actually excluded. When does a monthly agreement start to make sense. Those questions became the guides on this site.

The writing is deliberately unexcited. There are no lap times here, no comparisons of acceleration and no encouragement to want something that had not occurred to you before breakfast. The measure applied to any car is whether it would be pleasant to live with in this climate, on ordinary roads, with ordinary luggage and ordinary passengers. That measure is unfashionable and it is the right one for most of the people who read this.

Nothing here is sold on commission. No hire company pays for a mention, none is named, and details given through the form never reach anyone who rents out vehicles. The small services offered on these pages are paid for directly by the people who use them, which is the simplest way to keep the advice honest. The site is run by a private person, not a company, and the scale is small on purpose.

What this site is not

  • It is not a hire company, a broker or a booking agent. No vehicle is reserved, supplied or arranged on anyone's behalf, and no rental desk has any arrangement with this site.
  • It is not legal advice. The guides describe how hire agreements are usually worded and usually applied; your agreement is the document that binds you, and anything material in it should be checked with a qualified adviser.
  • It is not a review site. No hire company and no car is named, scored, rated or placed in a league table of any kind, and there are no rankings to be bought.
  • It is not a magazine with a masthead. There are no staff profiles, no guest columns and no sponsored articles, because there is no organisation behind the writing.

Slow at the counter

The half hour nobody spends at handover is the half hour that decides the hire. Every routine suggested here is built around attention at the moment attention is least convenient, because that is when it pays.

Plain language

Clauses are explained in terms of what they cost from the driving seat. If a phrase needs a glossary it gets a sentence instead, and nothing is described as exclusive, seamless or revolutionary.

No interest in the booking

Advice here ends where advice should end. There is no commission, no referral fee and no onward passing of your details, so nothing bends the answer you are given about any agreement.

How it works

Visitors in their fifties walking between polished cars under warm spotlights in an exhibition hall.

Read it before you sign

Read the contract before the queue does it for you

If there is a hire agreement in front of you, or a monthly quotation you are unsure about, a short conversation beforehand usually settles it. Nothing is sold here, no vehicle is booked on your behalf, and no hire company hears your name.

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